15 Sins All Online Shoppers are Guilty of Commiting

You’re constantly buying things you don’t need because, ugh, these prices are just so good.

credit: Paramount Pictures
joey
Cashmere on clearance? How YOU doin'?
credit: giphy.com

Cashmere on clearance? How YOU doin'?

2. And you catch yourself online shopping at times when you realllllly shouldn’t be shopping.

selena
credit: giphy.com

Aunt Sally would have wanted me to enjoy this sale at ASOS.

3. Your computer perpetually runs ultra-slow thanks to all the shopping cart tabs you have open.

credit: giphy.com

It would be crazy NOT to buy this stuff.

4. And your inbox has way more promotional e-mails than, you know, regular e-mails.

britney
credit: giphy.com

Did you know some people actually filter them OUT?

5.No joke, you are single-handedly responsible for 90% of the package deliveries in your neighborhood.

delivery
Oh, good, my blanket scarves are here!
credit: seniorgif

Oh, good, my blanket scarves are here!

6. And there’s a rumor that you’ve entirely gamed all of the world’s shopping apps.

anne perkins
credit: null

No shame in the shopping game

7. Not to mention, valuable brain space has been lost to memorizing every site that has free returns.

miley
credit: giphy.com

Don't apologize.

8. You also have zero qualms ordering multiples, knowing very well you’ll send half of them back.

That's how it works, that's why shipping is free...

9. Hell hath no fury like you when the item you want is sold out.

chris
credit: giphy.com

BUT IT WAS JUST IN MY CART!

10. You know your credit card number by heart, but forget family members’ birthdays.

It's kind of a gift.

11. You’ve likely spent solid months of your life reading online product reviews.

guy
credit: giphy.com

The people need to know.

12. And you’ve spent plenty of unnecessary money just to get free shipping.

beyonce
credit: giphy.com

I ain't sorry.

13. Professional tracking number stalker? Why yes, that is you.

IT SAID IT WAS DELIVERED.

14. Asking for the WiFi password at someone’s house before you even say hello is honestly common practice.

kris
credit: E/giphy.com

I mean, really.

15. And finally: Shopping in a store? You truly don’t even remember how to do that.

mom
credit: giphy.com

Girl, bye.