1. This leaving work early thing kind of makes sense.
3. When everyone around you fluent in B.S.
4. When you have opinions and people are going to hear them no matter what.
5. OMG manly office supplies have totally been the culprit all along.
6. Been there. Unfortunately.
7. Like she said.
8. ::Bursts into round of applause::
9. In the words of Liz Lemon: Blerg.
10. Kindly shut up.
11. Funny because it's true.